Wicked Wednesday – Christmas 2013

Like most cats, the Bad Kitty likes to sing sometimes :)  This week’s Wicked Wednesday prompt, Christmas 2013 gives the Bad Kitty the chance to sing…

Being Spitroasted

(To the tune of White Christmas)

I’m dreaming of being spitroasted
By sexy folk I know and love
With my ass cheeks open
And my Foxette groping
My balls before taking me deep and slow
I’m dreaming of being zapped senseless
With every stroke of my hard cock
May your Christmas be sexy and fun
And your new year be filled with joyful cum

Kitty Balls

(To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Dashing through the snow
Kinky ideas in my head
Involving my Foxette and the straps upon my bed
Some wax play on her ass
Pretty patterns to display
Then with my Damascus Steel knife
I scrape it all away

Oh kitty balls, kitty balls
Bouncing all the way
Oh what fun it is to boink the bunny night and day

Kitty balls, kitty balls
Enjoying sexy fun
I love to feel my Foxette’s paws on them making me cum

Have a sexy, horny Christmas and new year!

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Comments: 8

  1. Bunny December 22, 2013 at 11:11 pm Reply

    I may end up singing kitty balls at work tomorrow in the down time. Sure is catchy. I love your song parodies. The oompa loompa songs always get a giggle and I’d be lying if I didn’t say these kinky tunes didn’t get me a bit hot and bothered :)

  2. Marie Rebelle December 23, 2013 at 9:13 pm Reply

    Oh these are hot and sexy! I hope some of your Christmas dreams come true!

    Merry Christmas to you and yours!

    Rebel xox

  3. Jane December 24, 2013 at 10:32 am Reply

    Ha, ha. Love it. Hope you have a fabulously kinky Christmas. Jane xxx

  4. Mr. Will December 24, 2013 at 4:17 pm Reply

    I too went the route of turning beloved Christmas songs into perversions. I commend you!

    Also, the Bill and Ted reference in the comment rule box…. You…. are awesome. :-)

  5. SilverDom December 24, 2013 at 9:11 pm Reply

    You made us laugh! Merry Christmas!

  6. Scarlet December 25, 2013 at 12:42 am Reply

    Love the changes! Had me humming while I was reading them! Hope you have a very Merry Christmas!


  7. Molly December 26, 2013 at 11:56 am Reply

    These made me giggle, I love the second on so much. Merry Christmas Bad Kitty, to you and your Foxette


  8. Mia December 27, 2013 at 10:49 pm Reply

    Ha ha love it!!!

    ~Mia~ xx

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