Come Face To Face With Your Cock Thanks To Clone-A-Willy!

The Bad Kitty wanted to make a vibrator clone of his cock for Foxette, so he bought a Clone-A-Willy vibrator kit.  The one that doesn’t glow in the dark.  Impressions of Darth Vader or Yoda when waving one of these around often aren’t appreciated.  Kind of kills the mood…

Cloning The Willy – Making The Cast

Realistically speaking this is not a thing one can do by oneself.  It’s better and more fun if you have an assistant.  A couple of tips here – read the instructions several times.  Get your assistant to read the instructions several times and then both of you should read the instructions together several times as well.  Make sure you’re both agreed on how to do this.  Rows when you’re naked, aroused and need to work quickly are not a good thing.

The instructions are pretty comprehensive, which is a good thing given how quickly the mixture sets.

Being well prepared in advance is essential for this operation.  If you’ve done any model making you will know about being well prepared, so look at it as a sexier version of that.  Plan it carefully and make sure you have everything you need to hand:

  • Plenty of kitchen towels
  • A mixing vessel for the cloning solution
  • A warm room in which to do the deed (Coldness does nothing for the throbber)
  • A laminate floor or a large sheet of plastic to lay down to protect the carpet
  • Plenty of space for doing the deed with nothing you don’t need for this close by
  • An accurate 12” ruler
  • An accurate timer/stopwatch
  • Gaffer tape for the edge of the cylinder (Do NOT forget this!)
  • Some pleasantly arousing viewing

Bad Kitty thought it would be a good idea to get a spare packet of cloning powder.  This was very sensible.  Accidents can happen, nerves can kick in, the cat can meow loudly or otherwise intervene at an inappropriate time – anything unexpected can kill a throbber so it’s a good idea to be prepared for that eventuality.

(If you do have a cat, be sure you give your tackle and vessels a very good wash first lest you get cat hair in your toy.  We all know cat hair gets everywhere.)

Tips

  • Have as much of this to hand as possible because mixture sets quickly.  Don’t hang around when doing this or the mixture will have set before you get your cock in the tube.
  • When measuring your member against the tube, be sure to leave a little extra space.  That way you won’t get a compressed version of your bell end against the end of the tube as the final outcome.
  • Get hard before your assistant starts to make the mixture.
  • Be prepared for the mixture to spill out onto the floor when you make your cast.  The mixture looks like a grey porridge, which isn’t the sort of thing Bad Kitty usually shoves his cock into.
  • Make sure you’ve put Gaffer tape around the cut edge of the cylinder!
  • When you shove your member into the tube, do it slowly. The dried mixture isn’t easy to wash out of clothes.
  • Enjoy a good shower afterwards with your assistant to get your throbber nice and clean :)

As already mentioned, the mixture sets quite quickly so your member won’t be stuck in there as long as some Members are in the House of Commons bar.

Leave the cylinder for a few hours to set and there you have it, the master copy of your willy!  While it’s setting don’t let your hard cock go to waste.  Bad Kitty didn’t *grins*

Cloning The Willy – Making The Toy

Having made the cast, we have to make the toy.  Again, it’s worth reading through the instructions a few times to be sure of what’s needed.   Again, prepare as much as you can in advance.  Have the card ready cut and the vibrator put through the cross.

Tips

  • Ideally have a large table to work on
  • Wash the mixing bowl out and blow the mould out too. Remember cat fur gets everywhere.
  • Do this in a well ventilated area.  Seriously, the Clone will smell a bit for a few weeks.  Bad Kitty nearly got high sniffing it!
  • Again work quickly and be careful not to spill any of the toy mixture

Have somewhere to leave it to set where it will not be disturbed by anyone else, whether person or cat.  Let it set for at least 24 hours and then remove your cloned willy from the mould.

If all has gone well then you should have in your hands an exact replica of your cock.  Put the batteries in and give it to your assistant, partner, FWB, et cetera to try it out.

“My God, Am I That Big?”

When the Clone had set Bad Kitty got a huge shock.  After all Bad Kitty has only seen his cock from one angle – above.  The question you see above was the first thing Bad Kitty said when he came face to face with the Clone.  Bad Kitty was pretty sure about his length (after compliments from others about his package) but Dear Goddess, the girth surprised the hell out of him!  Definitely bigger than he thought.

Which prompted Bad Kitty to think that straight guys who have never seen a cock close up would do well to examine their clone closely and realise just what kind of weapon some of them are packing in their trousers before they try and shove it in someone else’s orifices.  Maybe they should suck their Clone, try to deep throat it and take it up their ass to get an appreciation of what it feels like for others?

*thinks about having his clone put in a strapon so his Foxette can take him with it… and purrrrrrrs very loudly*

Conclusion

Mr Spock would have described the experience as “fascinating”.   After all, it’s not every day you shove your cock into a tube full of warm grey pancake batter.  This was an entirely new experience for the Bad Kitty, who wasn’t entirely sure that it was going to work.  However, the results were excellent.

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Foxette and I give the Clone-A-Willy Vibrator kit 8.5 out of 10.  Just remember to be careful and work quickly.

The Clone is now in the service of Bad Kitty’s Foxette and giving her much pleasure :)  Bad Kitty has the Chocolate Moulding Kit too 😀

 

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